We like them naughty. We like them nice. We’re talking about gifts and we pretty much like them all, as long as they have our name on them. But we also like giving presents, so here’s a little guide just in case you need a few ideas for someone you love.

Any flirt will tell you: A good pickup line said at the right time can be a great conversation starter. But how do you come off clever and not clueless? The trick to pulling off a pickup line is never taking it seriously. You want to show off your charm and wit with a wink. You want to make the person laugh, not cringe. And you want to say it with breezy confidence—yes, that’s a thing—so practice with some of these.

Some unique names for your cookie? Check. A slew of endearing terms for his chub? Double check. Closing out the series with how to say intercourse without sounding too clinical and boring? OMG yes, let’s talk about sex!

You’ve been going there forever and every time it was meh. Until that one time. When it set your pants on fire.