Duckies. You know those cute, quacking, let’s-feed-them-down-by-the-pond ducks? Well, they are one of the few kinds of bird with actual penises and they kind of give new meaning to monster wang. Harlequin ducks have a straight snub-tipped penis. Mallards have ones that are shaped like a corkscrew. And the Argentine lake duck’s penis is about 17 inches long and spiny.
Stranger still: They grow a new penis every year.
We’ll never be able to look at Donald the same way,
P.S. If there’s a special penis in your life, here’s how to choose the best condoms for it.