If you’re like us, The Great British Bake Off (which is on Netflix as The Great British Baking Show) is a balm to your soul that never gets old. It’s a warm bath when you have cramps. It’s a fluffy robe and thick socks on a cold morning. The only problem with watching and rewatching it is that some of the absolutely obscene names that the British use for their baked goods start to sound…almost normal somehow. Well, we’re here to remind you that they are NOT NORMAL AT ALL. Here are the 7 dirtiest-sounding bakes from the show.