5 cards to send that friend who loves babies as long as they’re not her own

Priorities, people

ICYMI it’s Thanks, Birth Control Day. It’s a day to celebrate everything birth control makes possible, from smashing career goals to…well…smashing without having to worry about getting pregnant. Here are some cheeky cards you can share with your friends to celebrate this year.

For the fur mom

Is she happy to pick up poop off the sidewalk, but not so jazzed at the thought of wiping it off someone else’s butt 6 times a day, especially if that someone is screaming the entire time? This one’s for her.

For the fun friend

Not only does rosé taste better than breast milk, but the bottles are way prettier and don’t have those annoying lines on them telling you how much you’ve had.

For the one who has big plans

Getting a big promotion? Check. Traveling around the world? Also check. This one’s for the one with big dreams who always has something amazing to report, all of which would be a heck of a lot harder with a baby in tow.

For the one who’s living her best life

This one’s for anybody who knows that stress and sex don’t mix well (which is pretty much everybody).

For the one who has her priorities in order

This friend knows that both a late night out and a hot night in call for tacos in bed and absolutely no crying (except maybe cries of carnitas-induced ecstasy).

And if you’re the friend that loves all of the above and knows damn well that none of it is possible without birth control, get on social and share your love for BC with everyone everywhere using #ThxBirthControl.

Written by Lauren Kernan, MA

Lauren Kernan is the Director of Content and UX Strategy for Bedsider and Abortion Finder. In her spare time, she can be found sewing or starting and giving up on various other crafts.