The holidays don’t have to be a time for stress and running around town shopping in the frigid slushy weather. They could simply be a time to share things you love with people you love. And hopefully they’ll love those same things, but if not, that’s on them! Here’s a list of our 10 favorite gifts for the 2019 holiday season. The best part is that you can get everything on this list without ever taking off your Snuggie.
1. Anatomical jewelry
Or celebrate the incredible internal structure of the clitoris and your own irreverent sense of humor by giving a “Clitoring” to your MIL, who may or may not ever figure out what it is.
2. Witchy things
Support female artists AND get something cute for someone special. We love this print from Natalie Byrne, this embroidery hoop art from The Femme Bohemian, and just generally everything Frances Cannon does.
4. Books about sex, sexuality, and identity
In addition to their vast array of inclusive sex toys (which would make a great gift for your boo), Spectrum Boutique has a fantastic selection of books about sex, sexuality, and identity for people of all ages.
5. Feminist flair
6. Birth control for someone who can’t afford it
Charitable donations are the new gift cards. Support our Contraceptive Access Fund with a gift in a loved one’s honor. $50 gives a year of birth control pills to someone who wants but can’t afford it.
Sign yourself AND your sister, bestie, or partner up for Babecamp, and our beloved Virgie Tovar will walk you through finally breaking up with diet culture. This will be the gift that keeps on giving. It’s not cheap, but, classy queen that she is, Virgie offers a pay-what-you-can option.
8. Decorative plate
This one’s for the fancy (but fun) bitch in your life.
9. Magic boob-ball
This boob oracle will give you all the advice you could ever need.
Rose Grown’s goddessware (ceramic vases, planters, bowls and cups), is functional art that anyone would be lucky to receive, period.
P.S. Check out our monthly round up of the latest news about sexual health and birth control.