Bedsider’s gift guide (slightly more naughty than nice)
If you want some traditional gift ideas based on your relationship or crush status, we have a few suggestions. But if you really want to make someone blush, here are some presents that’ll do it. (They’re not particularly safe for work, but click anyway. Worth it!)
- Hmmm. BJ or cup of coffee? Someone could think of you and ponder that question every day with this mug. Or maybe you know someone who needs a tea cozy with the words Je T’aime on it. (Or Horny.) KnotworkShop has sayings so funny they’ll make you spit out your café au lait.
- Make your point in a big way and give a wall decal that reads Always kiss me goodnight. (For over the bed.) Vinyl Express has that for you.
- Naked chores. Tongue baths. Kink. These love and sex coupons are a gift they’ll want to start cashing in immediately. From FlytrapOne.
- Know someone who has trouble breaking the ice? Help them out with a pillow that says Let’s Make Out from Alexandra Ferguson.
- We’re sure this Zombie Girl Sex Kitten necklace is the perfect gift for somebody. Handmade by SweetHeartSinner Creations.
- Looking for a cross-stitched friendship bracelet that says Sex Kitten? We found one from Snarky Little Stitcher.
- More stitchery! Because who wouldn’t want a wall hanging that says Lets get naked and make history. Courtesy of My Needle Habit.
- Finally. A gift for everyone who has a hard time saying, “I love the shit out of you.” The Big Harumph features hand-printed letterpress and linocut art with cheeky sentiments.
And while you’re shopping around for everyone else, why not give yourself a little something in the form of the most effective birth control available.
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