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If you ask us, New Year’s resolutions are just another social construct designed to make us feel bad and then buy loads of things to try to make it better. But we know the “new year, new you” pressure can feel overwhelming, so we’ve put together 7 resolutions you can have for free that won’t make you feel like sh*t.

If 2018 has challenged you in more ways than one, you’re not alone. But all the hardship will be worth it as your commitment to the things and people you care about (and most of all, to yourself) will come to fruition in 2019. It’s a beautiful year ahead, and even though it will still involve hard work, you’re going to start to see your deepest wishes manifesting this year. It’s all going to be worth it!

Headed home for the holidays? Ready for some thick ass socks and hot chocolate? How cozy! How festive! Good thing, too, because you won’t be leaving the house. As soon as you do, there they’ll be, the ex, just waiting to give you a hug and ask sincerely what you’re up to these days.