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March 2021 horoscopes: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

March showers bring…wait, no, that’s April showers. So it’s still winter. But even so, the ground is beginning to shift and make room for new life to shoot up in the coming months. March will bring the first rumblings of change, and we are HERE. FOR. IT. That’s not to say that change always feels smooth or easy—we said rumblings, didn’t we? Not caresses or soft kisses. But if we can ride it out (and we can), it will be so worth it.

December 2020 horoscopes: We made it


horoscopes , frisky friday, relationships

We’ve officially kicked off what promises to be a very unusual holiday season. Fortunately we’re with Mariah, in that we don’t want a lot for Christmas (or Hanukkah, or any other holiday)–all we want is youuuuuuuuu, baaaaby. Or, you know, whomever. So read on to find out your love forecast for December.