10 really good reasons to dump him

Don’t you think you have enough going on in your life that you don’t need to borrow trouble? If there’s a man nearby who is doing any of the following, we strongly suggest you give his place in your life a long hard think.

1. He asks you, “What should we do for dinner?”
   
2. He’s in the bathroom
   
3. You’ve seen his toes
   
4. He didn’t order you a pizza yet today
   
5. You can hear him breathing
   
6. He eats your snacks
   
7. He’s in the living room
   
8. He wants to pick what you watch on TV sometimes
   
9. He walks around too much
   
10. He starts a sentence with “I think…”