Put a bow on it: Flirty, funny, cheeky gifts

Need a Smitten Kitten mug cozy? Even though that’s from last year’s more-naughty-than-nice gift guide, we still love everything that KnotworkShop creates. But this year we’ve got new suggestions for you. Read on if you want to give something cheeky this holiday season.

• If only you could giftwrap an orgasm. Oh wait. You can. Babeland sells his and her versions of their Orgasm In A Box kit.

• Heat things up in bed or the kitchen. Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight! will take care of boredom in the bedroom and The New InterCourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook will show you how to use food to get in the mood.

• Like spooning? Go literal and give them a vintage silver-plated coffee spoon, hand stamped with the words you are so loved or you + me = AWESOME. From Milk & Honey.

• Eat more bacon. Have more sex. Now, that’s what you say to someone you really care about—and hell yes it should be sewn onto pillows. From Sew English.

• Give them a romantic language lesson with this bold, contemporary, typographical Love Around The World print that says love in eight languages. Or frame one that says Mon Coeur Est A Toi (My Heart Is Yours in French). From the Love Shop.

• You know that thing your partner really, really likes in bed? Give it to them in the form of a kinky love token that they can cash in whenever they desire. From Give Love Tokens. Or give them these Tonight I’m going to… post-it notes so they can let you know when they are going to do something sexy for you. Made by Flytrap.

• Like them stiff? (We’re talking shirt collars.) Give a pair of Stay Stiff brass collar stays for the ultimate double-entendre.

• Have they got a thing for your backside? Celebrate it with this I like big butts and I cannot lie coffee cup by kngo. Or for those captivated by breasts, there are these vintage pinup girl cuff links made by Pink Burlesque. Dandan Designs has some equally awesome retro pinup girl (and horror movie) cuff links.

In the stage of a relationship where you’re not sure what to give? We’ve tackled that too. And while we’re on the subject of giving, make sure you give yourself the gift of super effective birth control.

Hope you get lots of presents,
Bedsider

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