We’ve been pretty clear about how we feel about most New Year’s resolutions around here, but we do make an exception for resolutions that have to do with prioritizing your own pleasure. So here are our top 7 ways to have the best sex of your life in the new year.

Sure, winter can be super sexy if you have a working fireplace and some kind of faux fur rug, but for those of us in old, drafty houses or poorly heated apartment buildings, we’re going to need to get creative.

We’re not going to lie, the prospect of eating pie and whipped cream in a 1:2 ratio off a paper plate while watching Home Alone is enough to get us through the airports filled with angry trolls and the flight delays. But in case you need a little something more, today we bring you…Joining the Mile High Club: A Cost-Benefit Analysis.

Your partner makes a move with all the lights on, and suddenly all you can think is “they’re going to see my stretch marks.” Wouldn’t it be nice if instead you could be thinking about what feels good and how to get more of it?