We’re not going to lie, the prospect of eating pie and whipped cream in a 1:2 ratio off a paper plate while watching Home Alone is enough to get us through the airports filled with angry trolls and the flight delays. But in case you need a little something more, today we bring you…Joining the Mile High Club: A Cost-Benefit Analysis.

Your partner makes a move with all the lights on, and suddenly all you can think is “they’re going to see my stretch marks.” Wouldn’t it be nice if instead you could be thinking about what feels good and how to get more of it?

Like baths? Like fragrances that serve a purpose? Like getting it on between the sheets? Then let the splish splashing commence because we know how to make your next soak a sudsy, scented, seductive experience.

Our latest aphrodisiac dinner menu is seductive and sophisticated. If you try this, please let us know how it turned out by reviewing it in the comments—we can’t wait to hear about it!