Are you slowly being crushed by the pressures of adulting? Wading through life like you’re fording a river on the actual Oregon Trail? Drowning in your own life choices like Buttercup and Wesley in the quicksand of the Fire Swamp? No problem! Who isn’t? We’re here to tell you that crippling fatigue doesn’t have to stop you from getting it on. You can have it all, girlfriend! Here are seven sex positions that require minimal effort.

We’ve been pretty clear about how we feel about most New Year’s resolutions around here, but we do make an exception for resolutions that have to do with prioritizing your own pleasure. So here are our top 7 ways to have the best sex of your life in the new year.

Micro-cheating. It’s hard to define, partly because it’s going to be different for every relationship, but we think of it as physical cheating’s annoying younger cousin and emotional cheating’s annoying younger sister. It definitely doesn’t include any physical cheating, and it has some of the components of emotional cheating but doesn’t go quite as far. We can say this though: when you’re doing it, you know.

With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, it’s all about love and sex (and who are we kidding, candy) right now. Read on to find out what’s in store for your sign this month.