There’s nothing like the first flowers bursting through the cold ground and those first warm rays of sunshine hitting your face to give you a sense of hope and optimism. This month, that’s going to set the tone for your love life. Get ready for passion, joy, romance, and lots of new connections.

There’s just something so juicy and thrilling about having sex in a public (or semi-public) place—the feeling that you’re doing something transgressive, that you’re dangerously close to getting caught, that you just couldn’t keep your hands off of each other long enough to get home. Of course, we don’t condone doing anything illegal! Why would you even say that? We’re just going to leave this list of our 11 fave places to get frisky al fresco here, and you can do with it what you will:

We understand. Some days you get home from work and all you want to do is curl up in the fetal position on the bare floor while someone feeds you soft crumbs of white bread like you’re a baby bird. We’re here to tell you it’s totally normal and not a problem at all for adults to feel like they’d rather be baby birds!

Seriously though, you don’t have to have sex. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever if you don’t want to. But in the event that you DO want to, but you don’t seem to be in the mood at the right times (for example, if you’re only in the mood during meetings), we’ve got some tried-and-true ways to get your body and brain back in alignment.

Are you slowly being crushed by the pressures of adulting? Wading through life like you’re fording a river on the actual Oregon Trail? Drowning in your own life choices like Buttercup and Wesley in the quicksand of the Fire Swamp? No problem! Who isn’t? We’re here to tell you that crippling fatigue doesn’t have to stop you from getting it on. You can have it all, girlfriend! Here are seven sex positions that require minimal effort.