Welp. This is why we can’t have nice things. In case we thought maybe 2021 would be a year with less chaos and tomfoolery than 2020, we didn’t have to wait long to have that cleared up for us. We really couldn’t make it through one full week, could we. And now there’s mutant COVID coming for us from the UK (thanks for nothing, Prince Charles, you really f-ed it up again!). So we thought it would be a good idea to give you some tips for having a romantic night in, which is the only kind of romantic night any of us are going to be having any time soon.

Ever wonder why kids go nuts for snow while adults tend to see it as a pain in the ass? It doesn’t have to be this way. We’re here to help you rediscover the many wonders of a snowy day. Here are just five fun and sexy things you can do with snow this winter:

You may have heard the urban legend that certain fruit (say, pineapples) can make vaginal or seminal fluid taste, well, fruity. That’s not quite accurate. While your diet certainly can affect your bodily secretions, there’s no evidence that eating certain foods (even in massive quantities) will change the taste of your fluids. Even if it did, it would be subtle. It’s still a vagina after all. So basically, don’t eat a whole pineapple in the morning and expect to taste like a tropical oasis at bedtime. Instead think of food foreplay more as an easy way to get all your senses involved during sex—and to satisfy any munchies you might have before your mouth gets busy doing other stuff.

We all respond differently to stress. Some of us shut down sexually, while others feel a strong desire for connection. The last thing any of us needs is to be more stressed than we already were about where we fall on this spectrum. However your sex drive is responding to the state of things right now is completely okay. Read on to get tips (and a heads up about any potential weirdness) for your sign.