Ah, Valentine’s Day. That special time to eat lots of chocolate and celebrate all types of love from self-love to best friend love to romantic love to sexy love (or any combination thereof). This year, for our 4th annual Make Some Love, we’re celebrating with our one truest, most loyal love: condoms.

Sure, winter can be super sexy if you have a working fireplace and some kind of faux fur rug, but for those of us in old, drafty houses or poorly heated apartment buildings, we’re going to need to get creative.

We’re not going to lie, the prospect of eating pie and whipped cream in a 1:2 ratio off a paper plate while watching Home Alone is enough to get us through the airports filled with angry trolls and the flight delays. But in case you need a little something more, today we bring you…Joining the Mile High Club: A Cost-Benefit Analysis.

We have three steps for feeling fabulous no matter what.